Stupid Criminal Reports - 
Stolen Police Car on 10/21/97

It seems a suspect criminal is stopped by 
police on his way home from a party. It is
obvious to the police that the suspect is 
drunk, so they ask him to get out of the car
and walk a straight line. Just as he starts, 
the police radio blares the report of a
robbery taking place at a house just down 
the street. The police tell the party animal
to stay put while they run down the street 
to the robbery. The suspect is left waiting
outside the police car. He waits and waits 
and finally decides to drive himself  home.
He gets home safely and goes straight to
bed to be awakened a short time later by 
the police knocking at his door. The suspect
answers and at first denies that he had never
left the house that night. Police ask if they 
can see his car. Without asking why, the suspect 
takes the police to the garage where they find 
the police car parked, with its lights still 
flashing. The drunk suspect had driven the police 
car home instead of his own and had never noticed 
the difference.

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